It’s not hard to imagine, really, Sho’s body locks up all of a sudden and he’s like, FFFFFFFFNHGHH and Jun’s real proud because wow Sho-chan, already? :3 and in the background, Sho can just keep seizing and AFJSLAS;D’A’ and try not to bite his tongue off.
Yes, yes. And Sho will spend the rest of his free time searching the internet for tips because “my partner is getting tired of my joints locking up every time we have sex please help.” But I want at least 1k words (and more) of that, man.
But oh god the ‘wow Sho-chan, already?’ part is p a r f a i t. I’ve always wanted fic where Jun calls Sho differently every single time, because it means different things when he calls him Sakurai-kun or Sho-san, and ofc at the end of the day, it’s just ‘Sho,’ and I’m sorry that this has become a post about how honorifics are my absolutely undoing. D:
Eta: Or has that been written already? :?
You underestimate fandom.
#in the end it was his inability to bend over that turned out to be the deal breaker #literally #and figuratively as well
I do not, I’m just being realistic. Okay, maybe I do. :v
Fandom, you have 72 hours.
❝Sometimes, the world isn’t good enough for our reality.❞
AU: Sho enters a psychiatric institution and gets a Matsumoto Jun for his roommate. Instead of helping Sho through therapy and getting better though, Jun pulls a Lecter on Sho and things go worse.
It’s my war, it’s my war; his eyes are open. As if this AU isn’t already mind-blowing on its own. J, you are my favorite and ILU. ;_;
Such a lovely way to end the night with your dumb face, good sir.
Matsujun = Peculiar. Somehow he has personal preferences for various things. There were times he wanted to eat cereals in the morning. So, there is this kind of “Matsumoto Box”. From his bag he would take out a box of cereals. Not this size, but it was this big. So somehow, he has preferences for various things in particular, and I don’t know the deep reason. So I think he’s a peculiar guy.
(hanamaru cafe 2008.04.10)
He’s incredible! When he was using only his, arms, his legs were swinging, right? That was a new trick, right? Let’s call it “Matsumoto Swing”!
(vs arashi 2009.05.16)
There’s all this, like, “Matsumoto Juice” dripping off him…
(arashi no shukudai-kun 2008.02.11)
EVERYTHING IS MATSUMOTO AND NOTHING HURTS ;_;
#why brain why #i do have a #matsumoto juice #tag #I wuv you
Well, shouldn’t we all? :D!
Aye. Bless you mou-ippo ♥♥♥!
